Absolutely LOVE Jesus Stag Night Club.  Tried to figure out the lyrics but there are quite a few lines I can't quite work out.  Any help much appreciated.  Here's what I've got...

 

Saw a man in a bar with his hair like a lady

Bloody thorns round his ears like he was a crazy

He had holes in his hands and a cross for a spine

Crushed a berry in his Perrier and called it wine

 

He said, "There's great sadness in life, don't sit there and XXXX

Here's some tickets for your friends to the Jesus Stag Night Club."

 

I can't remember where I was last night

Think I was hanging naked up a church spire

Tied by my ankles to a weathervane

Felt like I was Jesus on fire

 

XXXX XXXX XXXX of a big drum

XXXX XXXX XXXX me to a strip club

XXXX XXXX XXXX to my eyeballs

Drive myself home in a stolen car

 

Turn the bed upside down till it lies in your fingers like a dead man

When you throw it in the air it's resurrected through your hands

We went to a motel, he showed me his bible

I said, "Tell me the truth," while he looked me in the eyeball

 

He said, "There's great happiness in life but don't just sit there in love

Here's some tickets for your friends to the Jesus Stag Night Club."

 

I can't remember where I was last night

Think I was getting on a night bus

XXXX XXXX my good friends

Judas Priest and Lazarus

 

I'm getting married in the big bad morning

But it feels like I'm giving birth

I feel so happy I could scream

This is my last few seconds on Earth

 

Saw a man in the street lying on the floor beaten up

He had XXXX XXXX XXXX coffee cup

I bent down drunk and tried to pick him up

But when I told him that - I could see it was Jesus

 

(Then chorus-y bits similar to those already typed above.)

 

I think I've got it mostly right but I'm really struggling with some bits.

Anyone? 

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Let me give it a try...I'm still trying to get the bit on the chorus!  This is a FANTASTIC song -- puts me in mind of "The F-Word" and "First Man on the Sun."

Here are the lyrics, as best as I can make them out...

 

Saw a man in a bar with his hair like a lady
Bloody thorns 'round his ears like he was a crazy
He had holes in his hands and a cross for a spine
Crushed a berry in his Perrier and called it wine


He said, "There's great sadness in life, but don't sit there and blub:
Here's some tickets for your friends to the Jesus Stag Night Club!"


I can't remember where I was last night
Think I was hanging naked off a church spire
Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
Felt like I was Jesus on fire 

Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
I begged my dad (?) to take me to a strip bar
Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
Drove myself home in a stolen car


Turn a bird upside down and it lies in your fingers like a dead man
When you throw it in the air it's resurrected from your hand
We went to a motel, he showed me his Bible
I said, "Tell me the truth," while he looked me in the eyeball 

He said, "There's great happiness in life but don't just sit there in love:
Here's some tickets for your friends to the Jesus Stag Night Club!" 

I can't remember where I was last night
Think I was getting on a night bus
Lyin' on the laps of my good friends
Judas Priest and Lazarus 

I'm getting married in the big bad morning
But it feels like I'm giving birth
I feel so happy I could scream
"This is my last few seconds on Earth" 

Saw a man in the street lying on the floor beaten up
He had a fish finger sandwich and a yellow-handled (?) coffee cup
I bent down drunk and tried to pick him up
But when I turned around I could see...it was Jesus...

I can't remember where I was last night
Think I was hanging on a church spire
Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
Felt like I was Jesus on fire 

Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
I begged my dad (?) to take me to a strip bar
Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
Drove myself home in a stolen car

I can't remember where I was last night
Think I was getting on a night bus
Lyin' on the laps of my good friends
Judas Priest and Lazarus 

I'm getting married in the big bad morning
But it feels like I'm giving birth
I feel so happy I could scream
"This is my last few seconds on Earth!" 

Thanks Ben.

Getting there, I think.  I got an email from Patricia Manning and her lyrics seem to mostly match yours (Ben) except for a couple of bits:

Instead of 'begged my Dad' it could be 'Paid my Dad'.

And instead of a 'yellow-handled coffee cup', it's 'yellowing coffee cup'.

And instead of 'lyin' on the laps' it could be 'crying in the laps'.

I'm not in a position to have a listen right now but I thought I'd put the info here for compare-and-contrast.

 

And the more I listen to this song, the more I love it - it's right up there in my Babybird top 5, I think!

Paul, I'm just glad that trying to come up with the lyrics made me listen to the song another 12 times.  I'm with you -- it's making its way into "Candy Girl" territory for me, at least in terms of loving it!

on Twitter it is said that all the song words will be published here soon..

 

<He had a fish finger sandwich>>

 

yum yum

I think Paul and Ben have pretty much nailed these lyrics except:

"He had a fish finger sandwich and a yellow M coffee cup" as in McD*nalds .

 

What a great start to the new album. These lyrics are classic Stephen. As with all the great BB songs the new tracks drill themselves deeper into my brain at every listen.

I think you've got it, Guy!

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